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Author Topic: Why is the information here so onesided and partial?  (Read 8868 times)

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Re: Why is the information here so onesided and partial?
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2009, 12:53:48 PM »

I just got this in an email, and it seems so perfect here, so please pardon the diversion which doesn't necessarily seem so off-topic...

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year- old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Guess...
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.


...beyond funny, Snoopy!!
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Re: Why is the information here so onesided and partial?
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2009, 07:02:56 AM »

                  4. "In other words, Plaintiffs' efforts to narrow the scope of discovery were justified.


Defendants next protest a statement by Plaintiffs that the ruling by Judge Hillman striking Defendants' discovery as overly broad demonstrated that the efforts to narrow discovery was justified. (Doc. 184, p. 9). Defendants quote a passage in which Judge Hillman observed that Plaintiffs were taking an overly narrow view of the appropriate scope of discovery. However,Judge Hillman did not identify any specific respect in which Plaintiffs were being too restrictive. His ruling was to grant Plaintiffs' motion for a protective order, to scrap Defendants' discovery requests, and to order that new ones be served that were more carefully limited to the issues in the case. Thus, Plaintiffs' position was substantively justified.

It takes me awhile to see through some of these ploys.

I had previously noticed that Hillman did not "scrap" my discovery requests by granting their motion. He did that independently of their motion.

Now it has occurred to me that their motion to limit the scope of discovery was trying to use Rule 26(c) to narrow what would otherwise be permissible discovery. But Hillman's order ordered me to reserve my requests to produce because of fault on all sides, because he felt I had gone beyond what is permissible under Rule 26(b)(1), not because he was granting their motion.

The plaintiffs weren't trying to bring discovery within the permissible limits. They were trying to reduce what is legally permissible. See the difference?

Rule 26(b)(1): Permissible scope of discovery.

Rule 26(c)(1): Narrowing the scope of discovery so that what would normally be permissible is no longer permissible.

Thus, the plaintiffs have no basis for their bogus claim that their efforts to limit the scope of discovery were justified.
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Re: Why is the information here so onesided and partial?
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2009, 09:16:44 AM »

In http://www.3abnvjoy.com/mad-07cv40098/mad-07cv40098-doc-188.pdf, Simpson asserted that Danny switched from having pacific press be the publisher of his three booklets to Remnant being the publisher. But Simpson failed once again to file any evidence at all to back up his assertion.

http://www.3abnvjoy.com/mad-07cv40098/mad-07cv40098-doc-190.pdf gives our reply to Simpson's response. Note all the evidence we marshal to show that Pacific press has always been the publisher, and that Remnant never has been.

Simpson and Danny would find it much easier if they simply told the truth and nothing but the truth. At some point you can't keep track of all the lies, and you get caught in the web you've woven.
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