From another topic:
Since we are doing a commercial break, here is another right in Line with Gandma's little cutey:
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
 With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
 And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
 Sermon complete, he sat down.
 The song leader stood very cautiously and announced  With a giggle, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,  Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'